If God Texted The 10 Commandments
2009 July 10
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on sat
5. ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only ur m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8 or ox or dnkey. myob
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
OMG. I understood them all. I don’t speak text however.
You 4got No. 3 already
Love it Tony!!!! Miss you m8.
>10 LOL
This was emailed to me by a friend & I thought it was too good not to post. I had to reply to him to find out what half the abbreviations meant. I hate text shorthand, I spell all the words properly even if it does take twice as long.
THAT WAS A POSSIBILITY.
(Matthew 19:26) Looking them in the face, Jesus said to them: “With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”
I like #5 best.
My M&D are not cool, just old & fuddy duddy
n if u do al this u go 2 hvn. mayb.
Only if u dnt eat any more flat ppl
Love it!
And now I will pass it on!
Pass away
If only the new generation would pay attention via txt.
Some things may never happen!!!
… and the apostles started speaking “in text” and no one knew what they were saying. It had to first be translated by a 16 old who was up with texting and stuff.
Ha Ha Speaking in Text, don’t Born Again Texthians do that these days???
#10 Ox or donkey?
My Bible says this: (Exodus 20:17) “You must not desire your fellowman’s house. You must not desire your fellowman’s wife, nor his slave man nor his slave girl nor his bull nor his ass nor anything that belongs to your fellowman.”
Does the bit after bull refer to homosexuality
That about covers it all Thanks for typing all that out. Well I’m good on #10 .LOL
The King James Version says Ox
Tony…very clever…I do not do this stuff, but I did figure it out! Love it!
I dnt txt s/hand either, it annoys me
By looking at it, I thought number 7 reads “don’t muzzle your mate”
Muzzling your mate would be a good idea sometimes.
Well good to no there is no commandment against it..ha ha
hi tony, this was an interesting spin on the commandments. good post, since i’m here i will poke around some more. i should get over here more often. you’ve got a nice place here…happy blogging!
Interesting but biblically accurate. No one knew they had mobile phones till an archeologist found one in the streets of Jerusalem the other day. They say someone probably droped it that morning but I have my doubts. I’m sure it’s an Exodus leftover
I seldom text, but I figured out the whole list — probably helped that I survived Catholic School!
Does anyone survive Catholic school, I thought the Nuns made sure no one survives
I’m sure Moses was down with it, LOL
Moses was the man. I’m sure he had the latest Nokia on a 40 year plan, Hmmm 40 years in the wilderness, he must’ve had one of those satellite versions that work anywhere